At OCAPI, Legrand and her colleague Claire Benveniste also have communication down to a science of sorts. “I usually try to analyse the first reaction in person and then adapt the vocabulary,” Benveniste says. With the public, they avoid scientific jargon, opting for more-everyday words, such as poo and pee. When they chat to mayors or their deputies, or professionals in the building sector, they tend to euphemize, using words such as ‘excreta’. With teenagers or children, they use more humour.

“When you can treat your research really seriously, it’s kind of fun to have this aspect to it where it can be a joke sometimes, and it can make people laugh,” Ledger says. “I think that’s actually really important in research: finding ways to make it fun and enjoyable for a diverse group of people.”

There’s often a fine line between poking fun at the research and making sure that it is being taken seriously. “Something I struggle with is that it’s always funny,” says Liz Terveer, a medical microbiologist and the head of the Netherlands Donor Faeces Bank in Leiden. “An important thing for research is that you can connect to it. But sometimes it’s a little bit too funny.”

Communicating science isn’t just about making sure the public understands the overall purpose of the research. Much of the work involves people who are having medical treatment, and Poyet and Groussin strive to make sure that these individuals understand what the stool samples can reveal. One approach that usually works is to ask people about stomach pains and whether there’s a certain food that makes them ill.

“I will then explain it’s very likely because of your gut microbiome: all those little ‘animals’ that are in your stomach and that help you digest your food,” she says.

Why study gross things?

A lot of questions in this whole area of human-waste research remain understudied. The more gross something is, Nelson says, the more potential there is to uncover something new, because people have stayed away from the topic.

“There’s so much we don’t know about a lot of the things we were scared to study or disgusted to study,” says Nelson. “If you’re really interested in studying something gross, you probably have a better shot of making it your own niche.”

Back in Kiel, Groussin asks me if it’s OK to change his daughter’s nappy while we speak. (“Of course,” I say.) After all, as Poyet emphasizes, poo is a natural part of the human experience.

“It’s gross only because of our cultural habits: it’s biomaterial and that gives us so much information,” she says. “It would be a pity not to do [this research] just because it’s gross.”